" cold cream "

 [ "cold cream pie" ]

1: When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

  * e.g.,  ... Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina. 

 [ "cold cream kitty" ]

1: Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.

  * e.g.,  ... I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans. 

 [ "cold cream" ]

1: When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.

  * e.g.,  ... Mmmmm hit me with some cold cream daddy UHHHH.